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Because Adulting is Hard

Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck? Do you dream of having enough money to buy more than just ramen noodles?

Look no further! We're offering funding to those who are truly in need. Apply now, and receive:

• A loan of up to $1,000,000 to cover all your expenses (excluding avocado toast)
• A complimentary subscription to "The Art of Adulting: A 12-step Program to Not Failing Your Life" online course
• A personalized consultation with our team of experts in Adulting (AKA our friends who still live with their parents)